Er, Share, she's parodying you (and Barry). And very aptly, too. Can you laugh at yourself? No, of course not. Neither can Barry. Share upchucks:
> Jeez! Now Emily has gone bonkers too! On Sunday, December 1, 2013 2:33 PM, "emilymaenot@..." <emilymaenot@...> wrote: Conversation between Share and Emily: Share: "It's raining in Iowa." Emily: "Share, is it raining in Fairfield?" Share: "Emily, I heard it on the news today that it's raining." Emily: "Share, is it raining outside your door?" Share: "Emily, the Farmer's Almanac says that it will be raining this winter." Emily: "Share, I'm asking you if it is raining in Fairfield and specifically outside your door." Barry: "Share, Emily is one of Ravi's minions so disregard her, and btw, STFU, you are causing all this." Emily: "Share, does it upset you that Barry just told you to STFU?" Share: "Emily, Barry is like a half-brother to me. Also, Jon Grayweather, who is an expert on what women want out of sex, says that having sex in the rain is good for pitta types." Emily: "Share, are you a pitta type?" Bhairitu: "Share, have you tried juicing grass? It's very good for pitta types." Richard: "Share, I went to Whole Foods today and bought spinach." Share: "Richard, there is a Whole Foods in Iowa and I will be going next week." Emily: "Share, is it raining in Iowa today? Share: "Emily, you are honing in on my conversation with Richard in a mean and spiteful way." Emily: "Share, *you* said it was raining in Iowa today, I just wanted to know if it was raining in Fairfield and specifically outside your door." Share: "Emily, you are being repetitive and vicious and critical and negative and I am only responding "in-kind". You are one of Judy's minions and I hate her so I hate you too. I will stand up for myself." ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <sharelong60@...> wrote: What's unfortunate is that Emily used to wrote some interesting posts but once she got on Judy's bandwagon she's become imo sort of repetitive. On Sunday, December 1, 2013 10:22 AM, "anartaxius@..." <anartaxius@...> wrote: Authfriend's modus operandi: A falsis principiis proficisci. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
