Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Because he wasn't chicken. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <punditster@...> wrote:
On 2/22/2014 8:45 AM, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote: > A penguin was driving in the hot desert in Arizona > A turtle was crossing the highway when a car came by a hit him. When the turtle woke up in the hospital, he told the doctor, "It all happened so damn fast, I don't know what happened!"