Seinfeld - The Car Thief

  
             
Seinfeld - The Car Thief  
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On Friday, September 19, 2014 6:45 AM, danfriedman2002 
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---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote :


dude, Of Course No Gangster owns New York! Its like no one can stuff that much 
cheesecake in their mouth, at once. So, yeah, Tommy "The Trout" C. and Billy 
"What's My Name" G. ran the pizza and garbage rackets, while I did cars. As for 
your six missing vehicles, hey, maybe you forgot whey dey was parked, Capisce?

That's Mr. Dude to you!

The only one that was "losted" was a rip off by the police.

One was used in the commission of a crime. Stoke my crappy car to drive into a 
parking garage to jack Mecedes and Beemers. Lefy my car behind.

Another, a gold shitty volks involved the only real policework Cops call me 
because they see the car parked at a pump up in harlem with a couple of 
gangsters inside. Looks curious. They call to ask if i own it or if it's right 
that 2 gangsters be in it. Not-so-right.

Another was a just-bought READ BEAUTY. Gets stolen on Valentines Day. Just 
picture the 'dude' giving it to his girl and the sweet appreciation which 
followed.

I owe you 2 more stories.

P.S. Sometimes I visit Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic and the other islands to 
pay a visit to my old cars. I use the word 'my' loosely.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote :






---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote :


Close, but I have an out - I was actually in Hong Kong 46 years ago, and the 
tentacles of my criminal enterprise had not yet extended to the major capitals 
of the world - At the time, I was still a tier-one gangster,  controlling just 
The Solomon Islands, Ulan Bator, Budapest, and half the state of Arkansas. The 
Big Apple came later...much later.


That Jaguar was stolen from Manhattan!

Your alibi is as fucked=up complicated as it can be. KISS pal.

No gangster will ever control NYC. There's a new thug born every minute. Kinda 
cosmic, when you realize that there's a sucker born every minute.

Nature.

P.S. I've had 6 cars stolen from me in Manhattan.You got some 'splainin to do.

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote :


...the Police Blotter after you pointed out the NYC crime. What do I read but:


Classic Jaguar found 46 years after being stolen.


Found in California!


pulling an rv?


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