Dateline Saturday Night Live Report from the FFL-2 Inaugural Ball. As the FFL-2 moderator designated (1st) Lurking Reporter, I secured a difficult to obtain ticket to this exclusive event. The hall is abuzz anticipating the arrival of FFL-2's power couple, turquoiseb, and sallysunshine. It appears they are going to fashionably late, as is the custom of power couples. But wait, there's something going on at the other end, and it looks, by george, as if the couple has arrived. He appears to be wearing, what I'd say from a distance is, an impeccable Tom Ford white tuxedo. Maybe two sizes too small, or is it three, but all the hallmarks of Tom Ford tailoring. Now, if I'm not mistaken........no, I am not mistaken, turquoiseb is not wearing a bow tie, but seems to be pulling out a long Jerry Garcia tie and showing it around. Let's see if we can pick up what he's saying. Turquoiseb: So I sez to Jerry, yea I'll wear your ties, and you know what cachet that will bring to the line. Right now, i'z sporting one of the early ties Jerry made, most likely inspired by me. LR: Hold on folks, here she comes, and in what appears to be a stunning Oscar De la Renta knockoff, with a beautiful shawl. She's taking off the shawl,and it looks like she's got a large "C" embroidered on the front. Could that........, no, it couldn't. NO. IT. COULD. NOT. stand for what I think it stands for. Here she comes, so let's ask. LR: Sallysunshine, what a beautiful dress. SS: (in between chewing and popping her gum loudly) Thank you. I sez to turqy, that's my pet name for him, how do you likes my dress. And he sez, "Darling I think i'd looks so much nicer with a big "C" in the front." And I sez, "turqy why would that be", and then it dawns on me that it must mean "Cutey" So, I hurried back to my seamstress and had her put it on. She didn't seem to happy to do it, but I said, it'll mean so much to turqy. LR: Folks, I think we've heard enough for now. Or maybe more than enough. I'll be here to keep you posted on any other goings on. Until then, it's your lurking reporter, FFL-2 Moderator designated, Lurking Reporter, signing off.....for now.
[FairfieldLife] The Big Event - The FFL-2 Inaugural Ball
steve.sun...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] Sun, 19 Jul 2015 07:09:06 -0700