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From: Louise <louiseka...@yahoo.com>
To: Logan McK. Cheek III <lm...@cornell.edu>
Cc: William Leed <wle...@aol.com>
Sent: Mon, Sep 21, 2015 11:27 pm
Subject: Re: WHY did the chicken cross the road? Answered by many well-known
folks in their inimitable style
Descartes: It crosses , therefore it is.
Bill Clinton'sPhilosophical query to
Descartes; It depends on what your meaning of "is" is.
Post modernist challenge to Descartes and Clinton ; you have to apply a
hermeneutics of suspicion to discern why the chicken crossed the road.
See more in Marxist Catholic lit critic Terry Eagleton's send-off of
post\modernism "TheGod Debate."
Your LIKE box checked by me,
Louise Mullikin Kaegi
Mom Sept 21 20
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On Sep 21, 2015, at 5:41 PM, Logan McK. Cheek III < lm...@cornell.edu> wrote:
Updated oldie, now better.
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WHY DID TH CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? as answered by many
well-known people
DONALD TRUMP: All Mexican chickens who
wish to cross this road must submit to a complete background check, and full
body search.
BARACK OBAMA:
Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they
can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to
surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCain:
My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
What difference at this point does it make why the chicken
crossed the road.
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before
adding any new problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live
his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken was gay. If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That
chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us
.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of
how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,
in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released e-Chicken 2015, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of e-Chicken 2015. This new
platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
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