This was printed in the Fairfield Ledger as a letter to the editor a couple of months ago. I found it rather amusing and saved to scan and post when I got the chance:
East, north doors good for happiness To the editor: In Katmandu, Nepal, ancient vastu temples with east doors have survived earthquakes while other buildings in the city have cracked and fallen down. In the movie Passion a temple is torn asunder by the earth opening up. This letter will discuss the explanations as to why vastu architecture with east and north doors is good for health, happiness, and enlightenment. Every building is made from a blue print. A seed contains the DNA which is in the sprout and in the plant. The DNA is like the blueprint of the plant. The "blueprint" of the cosmos is the unified field of superstring theoretic physics. >From this blueprint are constructed atoms, solar systems, and galaxies by the laws of nature. Within the unified field, beyond time and space, are silent rotational symmetries. These are found to be expressed in the rotational symmetries of the "architecture" of the universe: atoms with revolving electrons, solar systems with revolving planets, and spinning galaxies, etc. The right hand rule in physics describes the rotational symmetries and directions of electromagnetism. In high school, we put our fist around a cord of an electric current: the thumb points in direction of the current, and the fingers curled show direction of revolving magnetic fields. Or if the fist is around a magnet, the thumb points north, for direction of magnetic field, and the fingers curl east for direction of electric currents. These rotational symmetries come from the unified field, like the sprout from the seed. By such quantum physics principles, Harvard physicist Dr. John Hagelin says homes with east and north doors are fortune-creating homes while homes with south aid west doors are misfortune creating homes. Hagelin says in east and north door homes there is orderly brain EEG, while in the south and west door homes there is disorderly brain EEG. EEG is the electrical activity between neurons in the brain. Orderly EEG is like the invincible superconductor current: cool, smooth, silent, eternally flowing, with memory. Disorderly EEG is like the room temperature electric cord: electrons are chaotic, hot, bumpy, with no memory. Again, Hagelin says, in a south door or west door home, the minds are as if spinning out of direction, and there are problems like confusion, arguments, indigestion, and sleep problems which create disease. In a north or east door home, on the other hand, the brain's orderly functioning creates smooth thinking and blissful feelings, with excellent memory, bright creative ideas and more loving behavior. Thus if a student wants to be valedictorian, capture the awards and scholarships, be a state championship athlete, be celibate, never get into any fights or arguments, honor his parents as scripture demands, get into an Ivy League school, and get into a noble career, science says he or she should move into an east door home. Musical instruments and singing is more harmonious in these homes. Sound vibrations can annihilate enemy's morale like Scottish bagpipes or as when the quark-lepton transformational vibration shatters to bits and pieces the indestructible invincible (?) iron proton which otherwise survives even nuclear blasts. EEG coherence (orderly brain) is correlated to higher intelligence, and higher moral reasoning (International Journal of Neuroscience 13, 1981,211-217 and 15,1981, 151-157. More orderly EEG is to decreased hospital admissions in all categories such as 55% less tumors, 87% less heart disease, 87% less neurological disease, 63% less injuries, 67% less musculoskeletal diseases, 65% less metabolic diseases (Journal of American Medical Association 1998: 279: 1200-1205, New England Journal of Medicine 1991: 324:370-376, Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report 1992:41:783-787). Thus east and north door homes with more orderly brain EEG have more invincibility to disease and problems. If you have any questions, you can please ask Harvard physicist, Dr. John Hagelin director©invincibledefence.org Dr. Veronica Butler's study to be published in Journal of Social behavior and Personality this fall, found increased mental illness in south door homes, http^/conference, vedicarchitecture.org/speak-ers.html — Will Davis, Fairfield