“God first created idiots. That was just for practice. Then he created school boards.”
--Mark Twain
  
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
--Unknown
 
“Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country?  What happened with coffee?  Did I miss a meeting?  They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee.  They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup.”
--Denis Leary
 
“I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.”
                        --Mary Stewart (English novelist) The Hollow Hills
 
“We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
                        --Will Rogers
 
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”
--Eeyore, from Winnie the Pooh

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