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________________________________ From: Le Roux, Kobus Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 8:58 AM To: Davidson, Alan; Seyranian, Leon; Wehbi, Adel Subject: FW: UAE EMIRATES ID - what might happen .... Big Brother is Watching...... ________________________________ ________________________________ From: Edward Balodong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, 4 December 2008 7:57 AM To: Dexter Medrano; Edgar Defonturom; Vinluan, Antonio; Antonio Ruiz; Ronald Magsino; Ronaldd Benitez; Combine, Mario; Mario Dumangas Subject: FW: UAE EMIRATES ID - what might happen .... dSubject: UAE EMIRATES ID - what might happen .... Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...' Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..' Operator : 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?' Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610' Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from Karama. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?' Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir' Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...' Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir' Customer: 'How come?' Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir' Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?' Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it' Customer: 'How do you know for sure?' Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir' Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?' Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is AED249.99' Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?' Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank AED3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.' Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives' Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today' Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?' Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...' Customer: 'What!' Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...' Customer: '????' Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?' Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?' Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... ' Customer: #$$^%&[EMAIL PROTECTED] ^ Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?' ---------------------------------------------------------- This transmission is CONFIDENTIAL and the information is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering it to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. If you have received the transmission in error, please immediately notify us by e-mail and/or telephone, and delete the transmission and any attachments from your mailbox. Thank you. Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.519 / Virus Database: 269.22.6/1360 - Release Date: 4/4/2008 6:02 PM ______________________________________________________________________ This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System. For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email ______________________________________________________________________ Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.519 / Virus Database: 269.22.6/1360 - Release Date: 4/4/2008 6:02 PM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "filex2007" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/filex2007?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
