Altho, assuming argendo (wish I could triple underline that in an
email) that militia membership and right to arms are substantially
interconnected, the DC could find that while DC has a militia, and
some Ps are members of it, it is not a state, and the second
amendment mentions militias as security of states, ergo this is,
well, not the *right type* of militia to belong to.
Altho no DC judge would be bold enough to point out that if the
DC ever called out its militia to resist an oppressive national
government, Congress would tell them they were fired from their day
jobs and could pay for their own government from here on.
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