On Wed, 13 Dec 2000, Marcus J. Ranum wrote:

> Paul's not a tool of the dictatorial governments in general, he's a tool of the
> Mossad in particular, I think it was.... Damn, I forget.. :(   Hey, Paul, wasn't it

Noooo, I've got a contract with each and every dictatorial governement,
plus all the mean teachers, every politician, all the stern librarians
("Shhh!" was the beta program for "No!"), and all the people who frown at
the greeters at Walmart.  I'm in negotiations with those government
workers that make you go back and get another form to fill out at the
moment.  I get paid per-bit for in-the-clear traffic too.  I'm not a part
of the right wing conspiracy, I *am* the right wing conspiracy!  I'm also
the left wing conspiracy.  I'm considering founding a centrist conspiracy
too, just to keep my options open.  Don't tell anyone, ok?

> you on the grassy knoll that day?

Shhhh!  I'm busy painting my black helicopter so I can hide my modified
IBM 129-based "Election Shaping Machine."

ObOldNetConspiracyReference: I'm probably David Sternlight too.

Paul  
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