This message is from: justus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Hi all,

Hope you find this as amusing as I did.
Lyn

A close encounter of the Law kind:

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue
 you a warning.  You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

 "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

 "That's fine.  Another thing, ma'am.  I don't like the way
 that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one
 of his testicles.  I consider that animal abuse.  That's
 cruelty to animals.  Have your husband take care of that
 right away!"

 Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about
 her encounter with the cop.  "Well, dear, what exactly did
 he say?"

 "He said the reflector is broken."

 "I can fix that in two minutes.  What else?"

 "I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake..."

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