This message is from: Briar Hill Farm <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? > > THOROUGHBRED: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta > here! > > ARABIAN: Someone else do it. It might get my silky mane dirty and > besides, who's gonna read me the instructions? > > QUARTER HORSE: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you > want. > > STANDARDBRED: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the damn bulb and let's be > done with it. > > SHETLAND: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry > about > it anymore. > > FRIESIAN: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all > this mane. > > BELGIAN: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then. > > WARMBLOOD: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't > anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only > because > my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing > lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it. > > MORGAN: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! > I > know how, really I do! Just watch! My parole officer said it's okay, > really! And when we're done we can go go go. > > APPALOOSA: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the > lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that dang > Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him. > > FJORD: That thing I ate was a lightbulb? > > > .
