--- F R E N D Z of martian --- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Original Message <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< On 10/8/99, 3:10:49 PM, webmaster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote regarding [visionaries] Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?: > From: webmaster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Believers and Chemists! > Please help! > Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic > (absorbs heat)? > Most of the people write proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's > Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is > compressed) or some variant. One person, however, wrote the > following: > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. > So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and > the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume > that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, > no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, > let's look at the different religions that exist in the world > today. > Some of these religions state that if you are not a > member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are > more than one of these religions and since people do not belong > to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to > Hell. > With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the > number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. > Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because > Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure > in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as > souls are added. > This gives two possibilities: > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at > which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure > in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. > 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the > increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure > will drop until Hell freezes over. > So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. > Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold > day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the > fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations > with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is > exothermic and will not freeze. > Jim > --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- > Get EXPERT CONTENT at ONElist! > Join PROS&PUNDITS. For details go to: > <a href=" http://clickme.onelist.com/ad/prospun1 ">Click Here</a> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Great Thinkers and Visionaries website: http://www.lucifer.com/~sasha/thinkers.html -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/
