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F R E N D Z of martian
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Hey there beautiful (and of course all you other beautiful frendz :-)
Happy 1900!
Figured it was a good time to repost 'Totally Controllable Pixies' - the best
networking tutorial you could wish for :-)
http://marsbard.com/stuff/pixie.txt
"Mercedes ." wrote:
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> > > DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS
> > >
> > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> > > and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> > > and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> > > then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> > >
> > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> > > and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> > > and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> > > then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
> > >
> > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> > > says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> > > but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> > > that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> > > and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> > > so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> > > then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> > > ?cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
> > >
> > > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
> > > and the macro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
> > > then you have to flash your memory
> > > and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> > > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
> > >
> > >
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