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> > From: Nancy Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
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> > Subject: FW: Dr. Seuss Explains computers
> > Subject: Dr. Seuss Explains computers
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> > DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS
> >
> > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> > and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> > and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> > then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> >
> > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> > and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> > and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> > then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
> >
> > If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> > says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> > but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> > that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> > and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> > so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> > then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> > ‘cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
> >
> > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
> > and the macro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
> > then you have to flash your memory
> > and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
> >
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