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SUBJECT : THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the
president of the Bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of
money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered
her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank
president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied.
"$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his
desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
cash around. Were did you get this money?"
The Old Lady replied. "I make bets."
The President then asked, "Bets? What kind of
bets?"
The Old woman said,"well, for example, I'll bet you
$25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid
bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
THe old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my
bet?"
"Sure,"said the president, "I'll bet $25,000
that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "okay, but since there is
a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a
witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident
president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls turning from side to
side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure
that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the
bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the
lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:"$25,000 says the president's
balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the
old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president
complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
could feel them.
"Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a
lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then,
he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the
wall.
The president asked the old lady, "what the hell's the
matter with your lawyer?"
She replied,"Nothing, except I bet him
$100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls
in my hand."