> Ray Evans Harrell wrote:
>
> Politics for Dummies - Explained
[snip]
Al Gore:
Presents scholarly lecture on the role of
cows in the new information economy. Believes
self to be the father of networked animal husbandry.
Good ideas, but nobody cares.
(We won't speculate about what Bill Clinton does....)
>
> REPUBLICAN:
>
> You have two cows.
> Your neighbor has none.
> So?
George W Bush:
"One... cow? .... Uhhh? .... The American people
know what I mean. Freedom loving
people are not cowards. What was that about cowards,
Rummie?"
Ralph Nader:
"Gore and Bush have the same cattle policies. And if they
don't, maybe that will motivate liberals to get off
their duffs and vote for change." (Meanwhile, Bush's
cronies have slaughtered all the cows to reduce the
number of FDA personnel needed to inspect them.)
Iraq:
Farmers pray that their cows' radar and infrared "signatures"
can be distinguished from tanks and scuds.
Michael Jackson:
Wakes up one morning and decides to have another species
change operation.
[snip]
Life is good.
Every day is a winding road....
\brad mccormick
--
Let your light so shine before men,
that they may see your good works.... (Matt 5:16)
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thes 5:21)
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