LOL! Thanks, Ray and Brad
Merry holidays to all. Lawry > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Brad > McCormick, Ed.D. > Sent: Saturday, December 14, 2002 6:21 PM > To: Ray Evans Harrell > Cc: Watters, Valorie; Sleigh, Ben and Roz; Sagowa; Krueger, Jack A.; > harrell, jane; H, Joan; Dunn, Darcy; Downs , Jason; Dawn Anthony; Cole, > Karen Watters; Bradskey, Teresa; Mantle, Rosalyn; futurework > Subject: Re: Some Fun Come > > > > Ray Evans Harrell wrote: > > > > Politics for Dummies - Explained > [snip] > > Al Gore: > > Presents scholarly lecture on the role of > cows in the new information economy. Believes > self to be the father of networked animal husbandry. > Good ideas, but nobody cares. > > (We won't speculate about what Bill Clinton does....) > > > > > REPUBLICAN: > > > > You have two cows. > > Your neighbor has none. > > So? > > George W Bush: > > "One... cow? .... Uhhh? .... The American people > know what I mean. Freedom loving > people are not cowards. What was that about cowards, > Rummie?" > > Ralph Nader: > > "Gore and Bush have the same cattle policies. And if they > don't, maybe that will motivate liberals to get off > their duffs and vote for change." (Meanwhile, Bush's > cronies have slaughtered all the cows to reduce the > number of FDA personnel needed to inspect them.) > > Iraq: > > Farmers pray that their cows' radar and infrared "signatures" > can be distinguished from tanks and scuds. > > Michael Jackson: > > Wakes up one morning and decides to have another species > change operation. > > [snip] > > Life is good. > > Every day is a winding road.... > > \brad mccormick > > -- > Let your light so shine before men, > that they may see your good works.... (Matt 5:16) > > Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thes 5:21) > > <![%THINK;[SGML+APL]]> Brad McCormick, Ed.D. / [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit my website ==> http://www.users.cloud9.net/~bradmcc/ >
