DC> I'm having flashbacks to the 2000 OSCON Perl DC> Golf Apocalypse, which is something that I'm DC> sure the organisers would like to forget :) DC> URI> MUST KILL ALL WHO KNOW!! URI> URI> MUST KILL!!! URI> URI> MUST KILL!!!!!!! URI>
Err... you going to kill Larry Wall and co.? I'm sure Larry wouldn't be pleased about that, and we'd be mourning over the never to be completed Perl 6 until the last tear dries from our faces as we are also lowered the 6 foot. Can't you use more modern brainwashing material, like a bumper pack of Sun marketing material for Java programming or drugs. I suggest the former is more suitable for the conference attendees, who will obviously suffer from reduced productivity and seriously less enjoyment from programming. Alternatively, just copy Timmy Mallet and go around with a large mallet hitting them onthe head - obviously striking them roughly where the information has settled during transist/over time. It's all rather drastic, isn't it? Jonathan Paton __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com
