Oh god, that is too funny! Just what we needed I think to lighten the mood.
Cheers Darren www.bigmixentertainment.co.uk ----- Original Message ----- From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org> Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:02 PM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a > new and exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once > great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, > looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit > of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those > that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not > finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate > among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were > offers of pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game > would be released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game > players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but > forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell > into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth > made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 > thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown > game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching > the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a > new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even > this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over > and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints > from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, > has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death > as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female > qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect > precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, > collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most > dangerous item in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact > levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find > gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages > and treasure rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over > swinging blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, > climb swinging ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on > straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will > be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the > California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the > dreaded James North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the > web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the > management of the list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
