I am sincerely impressed with that funny piece of work. That's great, and Jeremy as the overlord is a great hit.
As for zombie poop, what do you guys think the rotting flesh gets replaced with. They alwasy seem to be dripping something. Signed: Dakotah Rickard On 4/10/12, Che <blindadrenal...@gmail.com> wrote: > Ha Phil, 'tis true, 'tis true. > I've actually had to force myself to quit playing swamp so I could > get work done on my own games. > I used to be a huge FPS fan, when I first got Doom way back when, I > sat down to play it and didn't stop playing until it was done, albeit on > an easy difficulty level. > Since losing my sight, no other game has come closer than swamp to > that experience for me, and to say it can be addictive is an understatement. > Zombie thought for the day: do zombies poop? If not, where do all the > flesh and brains go? > Che > > > On 4/10/2012 6:36 AM, Phil Vlasak wrote: >> Swamp: The killer of games >> by Phil Vlasak. >> Aprone sat in his castle thinking about how to kill off all the other >> game companies. >> He knew that soon Phillip would be coming out with his Ponderous Farts >> game that would be a big seller. Even old David was working on his >> multi-person Shades of Gloom game. >> Then there was Phil and his Sarah Good and the Castle designed to keep >> Rowling from suing him game that was reported to be coming out with an >> update. >> What he needed to do was to create the perfect time waster, a game no >> one could resist, including other game developers. >> He had a brilliant idea. He would start simple and he could lull them >> into submission with great sound effects and hundreds of updates so they >> would be so busy playing his game to come up with anything on their own. >> >> Aprone spent all his time on the Swamp game killer project. Working on a >> laptop he could take it anywhere and fiddle with the code hundreds of >> times a day. Checking a syntax error between bites of a sandwich, >> writing an if then loop while standing over the toilet. >> Eventually he posted the first beta and instantly got several other game >> developers hooked. >> Little did the public know that he had convinced all the other game >> developers to participate in Swamp as zombies. >> Aprone sent them secret keys to become the enemy in the game. While the >> general gaming public was learning how to play the game becoming >> fighters and practicing getting out of the safe house, the other game >> developers were having fun walking around grunting and having a good old >> time. >> Che and Ken were truly hooked, each spawning themselves so that they >> played dozens of zombies. >> Even Jeremy took part in the game, soon becoming the top tyrant zombie. >> His plan was totally successful. All the other game companies closed up >> and stopped working on new games. The developers played Swamp until >> their fingers bled. >> Aprone smiled from his castle as he was now planning to do even more and >> take over the Audio game forum. His Swamp fan fiction contest would >> bring them down in no time. >> >> >> >> >> --- >> Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >> If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to >> gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. >> You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >> http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >> All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >> http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. >> If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the >> list, >> please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. >> > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
