They are not as confused as Auburnites as the proper use of toilet paper. A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain
________________________________ From: Ken Kirkley <k...@kirkley.net> To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 11:22:08 AM Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... This is funny. We are in their heads for sure! We have a game where we count how many times Tebow says blessed, bless or blessing. Every time he is talking on camera, numerous variations come out. And as for his suggestion to drink upon seeing a Gator fan in jorts, how about drinking every time you see a bammer with toilet paper and laundry detergent on his head? Unfortunately, they think that is the intended use of those products… Ken K. MNGator ________________________________ From:Jay Cicone [mailto:jay.cic...@raymondjames.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta . The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas . (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
