RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

[keith]

And I think that beer bongs were invented - just in time for the 1979 football season.   

 

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Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Jay Cicone" <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com>
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 3:02 pm
To: <gatortalk@googlegroups.com>

 

Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons?

 

 

From: gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com [mailto:gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of ke...@baldwinnc.com
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:41 PM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

It was the first semester of 1982.  I remember it - not so well. 

 

Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study halls".  And boy did I love to study!  Most nights I would stay up till 2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big ol hairy butt off. 

 

I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam. 

 

It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers, flipping coasters, and too many others.

 

I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking. 

 

All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979.  But we had a good time. 

 

I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes.   

 

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Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Oliver Barry" <oli...@bobparks.com>
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pm
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Hmm…  I’m kinda happy I’m not.  

 

Oliver Barry CRS,GRI

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From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com]
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! 

 

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Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Jay Cicone" <jay.cic...@raymondjames.com>
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 am
To: <gatortalk@googlegroups.com>

 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it  folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,  curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and  keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates.

 

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”!

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God.

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense is on the field.

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.  Otherwise it could kill you).

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron.

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.

 

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a  stomach pump.)

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1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
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GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us