The You Tube Video on "Son of a Preacher Man" is pretty funny. On Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 9:25 AM, Randy Lyons <gatorspo...@epbfi.com> wrote:
> Two Daves Pick The SEC > > November 18, 2010 > > Welcome to Two Daves Pick The SEC! Allegedly, there will be some breaking > news tonight on ESPN about the Cam Newton situation. There have been more > twits sending out tweets than I care to discuss. One thing that is funny, I > mean really funny, is this: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiL5UJmkfco > > Watch it, my picks will make more sense to you then. > > Doug says: > > Camgate continues to be the top story in the SEC, while Auburn fans > continue > to keep their heads in the sand. The team slogan this year is "All In," and > that's exactly what they've done here..they've been playing high-stakes > poker, they're down to their final few chips, and they've gone all in on a > 2-6 off suit. They have their straight draw in tact as long as Newton keeps > playing and racking up his Heisman-worthy numbers, but you know that in the > end, the river won't be as sweet as it needs to be. And if you buy into > conspiracy theories, you should mosey on over to Tigerdroppings and read > all > about the underbelly of the Alabama political scene and how all of this may > end up being tied together. I don't know how believable it is, but it's > certainly entertaining, unless you're an Auburn fan. > > Meanwhile, we're still playing football in this league, and Auburn is > clearly the best team in the conference right now. Congratulations to Steve > Spurrier for getting his Gamecocks to Atlanta. Winning the SEC East is > something of a consolation prize this year, though. > > Georgia State at Alabama (Thursday) > > Dave: > > Bill Curry returns to bammey, only to see satan rip his head off and eat > it. > Easily the bitchslap of the week. It's gonna take at least 100 grand to get > the son of the preacher man. > > Alabama 54 - Jawga State 0 > > Doug: > > Wow. This is the Thursday night game? What a snoozer. The announcers will > spend more time talking about Cam Newton than the game. The conversation > will probably be more interesting, too. > > Rolling 52 > > Roadkill 0 > > Troy at South Carolina > > Dave: > > Troy's starting QB went down with a nasty leg break earlier this season, > very similar to Joe Theisman and Lawrence Taylor. Carolina can lose this > one 50-0 and it doesn't matter, they are finally headed to Atlanta. Kenny > Rogers knows what's going on and the FBI is on the phone. > > AKC 31 - Troy 10 > > Doug: > > In past years, Troy has been known to put a scare in folks. Well, this > year, Troy isn't that team. They're terrible. Look for Spurrier's boys to > take a breather before their annual loss to Clemson. > > Cackolackey 42 > > Roadkill 14 > > Appalachian State at Florida > > Dave: > > What do Urban's boys have left to play for? Well, a better bowl. Outside > of that, not much. Don't expect App State to surprise the Gators like they > did Michigan. . Could have been a failin' grade, or parking tickets left > unpaid. > > Chomp 37 - Ouch! 13 > > Doug: > > A four loss season for the Gators is truly shocking. It wasn't too long ago > that Appalachian State went to the Big House and beat Michigan. In > retrospect, it wasn't too huge of an upset. That said, it won't happen > here, even against a four-loss Florida team. > > Gators 48 > > Gatorbait 7 > > Mississippi at LSU > > Dave: > > After being sodomized by Tennessee, Houston Nutt had the nuttiest press > conference he's probably ever had. Dude has lost it. Then again, he may > have never had it. LSU is hoping that the NCAA smacks down Auburn soon so > they can play for the SEC title and maybe the BCS title. Lester might have > grazed extra this week so he doesn't drop four in a row to the Nutt. > Laptops don't come for free and stealin' came so easily. > > Atlanta Hopeful 27 - Not bowl eligible 10 > > Doug: > > I want to predict this one as Dave's b*tchslap of the week, and that is > quite the statement considering that there are three helpings of roadkill > on > the agenda this week. Funny thing, though.Ole Miss always hangs in with > LSU, and even wins their fair share against the Tigers. Reverend Nutt went > postal on the fanbase last week, reminding them that he's done in the last > two years at Ole Miss what they haven't done in 50 years prior. Atta boy, > Houston. A couple of more rants like that, and Rebel fans will finally > understand why Hog fans hated you so much. He'll have his boys ready to > play, no doubt. His problem is that he's several fries short of a happy > meal on the defensive side of the ball. > > Coonasses 35 > > Bears 21 > > Arkansas at Mississippi State > > Dave: > > State was squished by Alabama. Satan showed the game plan to beat State, > stay away from MLB Chris White, play on the edges, make the corners earn > it. > Ryan Mallet will have a field day in Starkville, easily putting up 300 > yards. Down south there are two things that are very important - preaching > and college football. > > Arkansas 37 - State 24 > > Doug: > > This one is a bad, bad matchup for MSU. They will be ultra-conservative, > try to kill the clock, and keep Ryan Mallett and the high-powered Hog > offense on the sidelines. The problem is that they'll have to score > touchdowns every time they have the ball, and Arkansas proved that they can > stop the run when they played Carolina. Petrino's offense + MSU's secondary > = Pointsapalooza for the Hogs. This one will be over early. > > Running Hogs 42 > > Walking Bully 24 > > Tennessee at Vanderbilt > > Dave: > > Tennessee demolished Ole Miss last weekend and I expect them to nuke > Vanderbilt. The Vols might make it to a bowl game after all. Not since > Clemson and Danny Ford has a tiger been this corrupt my lord. > > Tennessee 35 - Vanderbilt 17 > > Doug: > > Break up the Vols! Two huge blowouts in consecutive weeks. Okay, it was > Memphis and Ole Miss, but still, you get the point. To Orange Nation, the > Birmingham Bowl has never looked so good, and they actually feel like they > have a shot to get to six wins. They'll get number five this weekend, but > Kentucky is going to give them all they want for number six. > > Not so Rocky 38 > > Still Easy 17 > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > __._,_.___ > > Reply to > *sender*<ma...@datasync.com?subject=re%3a%20two%20daves%20pick%20the%20sec%20-%20november%2018%2c%202010>| > Reply > to > *group*<2da...@yahoogroups.com?subject=re%3a%20two%20daves%20pick%20the%20sec%20-%20november%2018%2c%202010>| > Reply > *via web > post*<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/2daves/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJvbWIyM3RpBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE4NjA2NzIEZ3Jwc3BJZAMxNzA1MDY3NjIzBG1zZ0lkAzM4MQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNycGx5BHN0aW1lAzEyOTAxMTUxMjk-?act=reply&messageNum=381>| > *Start a New > Topic*<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/2daves/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJlMTZhdTQxBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE4NjA2NzIEZ3Jwc3BJZAMxNzA1MDY3NjIzBHNlYwNmdHIEc2xrA250cGMEc3RpbWUDMTI5MDExNTEyOQ--> > > Messages in this > topic<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/2daves/message/381;_ylc=X3oDMTMyZWMzZGNuBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE4NjA2NzIEZ3Jwc3BJZAMxNzA1MDY3NjIzBG1zZ0lkAzM4MQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawN2dHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyOTAxMTUxMjkEdHBjSWQDMzgx>( > *1*) > > *Recent Activity:* > > Visit Your > Group<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/2daves;_ylc=X3oDMTJlbnY3MnRuBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE4NjA2NzIEZ3Jwc3BJZAMxNzA1MDY3NjIzBHNlYwN2dGwEc2xrA3ZnaHAEc3RpbWUDMTI5MDExNTEyOQ--> > > [image: Yahoo! > Groups]<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJkcmRocWVpBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE4NjA2NzIEZ3Jwc3BJZAMxNzA1MDY3NjIzBHNlYwNmdHIEc2xrA2dmcARzdGltZQMxMjkwMTE1MTI5> > > Switch to: > Text-Only<2daves-traditio...@yahoogroups.com?subject=change%20delivery%20format:%20Traditional>, > Daily > Digest<2daves-dig...@yahoogroups.com?subject=email%20delivery:%20Digest>• > Unsubscribe <2daves-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com?subject=unsubscribe> • Terms > of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> > > . > > __,_._,___ > > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions > 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions > 2008 National Football Champions | > Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), > Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- Helen Huntley (727) 823-3801 www.helenhuntley.com -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
