Think you've been had by Jay...... LOL
On 5/1/2014 2:41 PM, Jerry D. Belloit wrote:
Was this a real article or something Jay did. If it is Jay's, he
fooled me.
Jerry
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Date: Thursday, May 1, 2014 at 1:55 PM
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HA HA HA!!!! Jay, you are a true Renaissance man! You are wasting
your talents in investments, dude! :-) Love this write-up!!!!
GO GATORS!!!!!
SHANE
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Had to do some editing to get through my server. Enjoy.
*FSU Students Shame Publix For Lying About Jameis Winston's
Alleged Shoplifting*
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Beloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for
allegedly stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the
act was consensual between him and Publix.
Fans are obviously distraught over the incident. Despite the heavy
downpour of rain covering Tallahassee, many have taken to the
Publix parking lot to protest and shame the accusers of Mr. Winston.
"There is honestly no f'ing way he did it," said one fan with his
shirt off and a /Free Jaboo/ slogan painted across his chest,
"Jameisdoesn't need to steal crab legs. He can get crabs anytime
he damn wants to. Any crab would be lucky to go home with Jameis.
Why would he need to steal some?"
This incident marks the latest in a string of run-ins that Winston
has had with the law. According to a statement released by the
TPD, "There is not enough evidence at this time to suggest the
need to continue investigating at this point. We've decided the
best course of action is to wait about a year and then see what we
can find."
Winston, who went out shopping with his current teammate and all
around great human being, Chris Casher, says that the accusing
Publix employees were, "more than willing" to gift him with the
crab legs and that Casher even has video of it on his phone.
Unfortunately for Winston's defense, Casher plans to delete the
video in about a week which will be about six weeks before the
Tallahassee Police ask for it.
As of noon on Wednesday, Publix employees are already being called
"slu#ts" and being humiliated on social media sites. Many
completely sane fans are also claiming that Publix has ties to the
University of Florida and this is all an elaborate set up to ruin
Florida State.
"Someone told me that one of the Publix employees has a sister
that goes to UF," said one flustered FSU fan, "so tell me why
exactly should I trust these sons of biotches?"
It has been confirmed by multiple sources that a Publix employee
sought out counseling for a prior incident regarding Mr. Winston.
The counselor has said that her patient witnessed Mr. Winston pick
up an apple from the fruit section, lick it, then put it back.
While no crime was committed, the episode definitely sheds some
light on how Mr. Winston operates.
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