I hope Jerry likes the crabs I gave him. ________________________________ From: [email protected] [[email protected]] on behalf of Ed Williamson [[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2014 6:45 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [gatortalk] Moron Jameis Winston
Think you've been had by Jay...... LOL On 5/1/2014 2:41 PM, Jerry D. Belloit wrote: Was this a real article or something Jay did. If it is Jay's, he fooled me. Jerry From: Shane Ford <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> Reply-To: GatorTalk <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> Date: Thursday, May 1, 2014 at 1:55 PM To: GatorTalk <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> Subject: Re: [gatortalk] Moron Jameis Winston HA HA HA!!!! Jay, you are a true Renaissance man! You are wasting your talents in investments, dude! :-) Love this write-up!!!! GO GATORS!!!!! SHANE From: Jay Cicone <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> To: "'[email protected]<mailto:%[email protected]>'" <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> Sent: Thursday, May 1, 2014 12:51 PM Subject: [gatortalk] Moron Jameis Winston Had to do some editing to get through my server. Enjoy. FSU Students Shame Publix For Lying About Jameis Winston's Alleged Shoplifting Beloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for allegedly stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the act was consensual between him and Publix. Fans are obviously distraught over the incident. Despite the heavy downpour of rain covering Tallahassee, many have taken to the Publix parking lot to protest and shame the accusers of Mr. Winston. "There is honestly no f'ing way he did it," said one fan with his shirt off and a Free Jaboo slogan painted across his chest, "Jameisdoesn't need to steal crab legs. He can get crabs anytime he damn wants to. Any crab would be lucky to go home with Jameis. Why would he need to steal some?" This incident marks the latest in a string of run-ins that Winston has had with the law. According to a statement released by the TPD, "There is not enough evidence at this time to suggest the need to continue investigating at this point. We've decided the best course of action is to wait about a year and then see what we can find." Winston, who went out shopping with his current teammate and all around great human being, Chris Casher, says that the accusing Publix employees were, "more than willing" to gift him with the crab legs and that Casher even has video of it on his phone. Unfortunately for Winston's defense, Casher plans to delete the video in about a week which will be about six weeks before the Tallahassee Police ask for it. As of noon on Wednesday, Publix employees are already being called "slu#ts" and being humiliated on social media sites. Many completely sane fans are also claiming that Publix has ties to the University of Florida and this is all an elaborate set up to ruin Florida State. "Someone told me that one of the Publix employees has a sister that goes to UF," said one flustered FSU fan, "so tell me why exactly should I trust these sons of biotches?" It has been confirmed by multiple sources that a Publix employee sought out counseling for a prior incident regarding Mr. Winston. The counselor has said that her patient witnessed Mr. Winston pick up an apple from the fruit section, lick it, then put it back. While no crime was committed, the episode definitely sheds some light on how Mr. Winston operates. Jay P. Cicone | Investment Consultant Raymond James Financial Services, Inc. Member FINRA/SIPC 1608 Metropolitan Circle, Suite A | Tallahassee, FL 32308 (850) 508-6452 Cell * (850) 386-1939 Office (850) 298-4242 Fax * (800) 775-1114 Toll-free [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> www.raymondjames.com<http://www.raymondjames.com/> Raymond James Financial Services does not accept orders and/or instructions regarding your account by e-mail, voice mail, fax or any alternate method. Transactional details do not supersede normal trade confirmations or statements. E-mail sent through the Internet is not secure or confidential. 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