I just love satire!
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Worth another look, no matter who dreamed it up.
You gotta love Robin Williams...leave it to Robin Williams to come
up with the perfect plan..what we need now is for our UN Ambassador
to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolinin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys.'
We will never "interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
5.)No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week
of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we
speak is ENGLISH....learn it....or LEAVE...Now. Isn't that a winner
of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?"
If you agree with the above forward it to a friend...
If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!!!!
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Spouse 1.0, but the maintenance ... was too much for my OS."
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