amicus_curious wrote: [...] > person hiring you. You would be well advised to get your payment in > advance, I would think.
:-) http://www.globalnerdy.com/2009/01/26/winning-the-gnu/ (follow the link above to see embedded pictures and links) ----- Winning the Gnu by Joey deVilla on January 26, 2009 The CUSEC conventions last keynote speech was Richard Stallmans presentation titled Copyright vs. Community in the Age of Computer Networks. Its similar to the one he gave at the University of Toronto in the summer of 2007; you can see my detailed notes on that presentation here. At the end of his keynote, he declared an auction, the proceeds of which would go to the Free Software Foundation (I heard a couple of people say Yeah, right behind me). The first item up for auction was a hardcover copy of his book Free Software, Free Society. I already own an autographed edition, so I wasnt interested in bidding. He started the bidding at CAD$40; someone from the audience yelled out were students!. Oblivious to the remark, the bidding continued and the book sold for somewhere close to a hundred dollars. With the book sold, he then showed the audience the next item for auction: a plush gnu, the mascot of the Free Software Foundation: Stallman shows off the plush gnu for auction. Photo by Matthew Gallant. You should totally bid for that! someone behind me said. Id been thinking the same thing. As with the book, the bidding started at student-unfriendly 40 dollars. When the price hit $60, I threw my hat in the ring. Sixty-five! The room burst out in laughter. Theyd seen my presentation yesterday and knew I worked for Microsoft, long a major figure in the Free Software Foundations demonology. You should know that hes with Microsoft! someone in the audience said to Stallman. There are anti-animal cruelty laws, said Stallman, facing in my direction. You have The Empires assurance that no harm will come to him, I replied. The bids continued. For every bid that came in, I immediately countered with one that was $5 higher. Seventy! Seventy-five! Eighty! Eighty-five! By this point, the room was really getting into the bidding war. Would the Microsoftie actually win the auction for the symbol of the organization that views it as The Great Satan? And up the bids went until I said One hundred. Just to underscore my intent on getting that gnu, I bid again. One hundred five. Going once said Stallman, twice SOLD! For one hundred and five dollars. I walked up to the stage to loud applause. I go onstage to claim my prize. Photo by Andrew Louis. Stallman seemed a tiny bit confused as to why someone from Microsoft would even want a gnu, never mind pay that much money for one. You do promise to obey anti-animal cruelty laws? he asked again, as if it were a real flesh-and-blood gnu. I wont harm a hair on its head. I do come from the Free Software world, I replied, being careful not to call it the Open Source world. I didnt want to give him any reason to cancel the sale. I give Stallman my word that no harm will come to the GNU. Photo by Andrew Louis. I pulled out my Microsoft corporate credit card. I held it up and asked the audience: Dyou think I should pay with this? Can I pay for it with my Microsoft corporate credit card? Asking the audience if I should pay with my Microsoft corporate credit card. Photo by Andrew Louis. That got a good laugh from the audience. (In the end, since I was buying the gnu for myself and not Microsoft, I paid for it in cash. But as long as I was up there, why not milk the event for all it was worth?) The Microsoft corporate card. Dont culture-jam the FSF without it. Photo by Andrew Louis. Using my best Darth Vader impression, I extended my hand out to Stallman and said Join me, Stallman, and together we shall bring order to the galaxy!, which got a good laugh. "Join the Dark Side, Stallman, and together we shall bring order to the galaxy!" At the end of the conference, I walked up to Stallman, who was selling Free Software Foundation paraphernalia at the registration table. I asked him for his autograph, which he gladly provided on the plush gnus tag. Happy hacking! Richard Stallman, it read. Getting Stallmans autograph after the keynote. Photo by Andrew Louis. I did it all in the name of fun and also to show that Microsoft people have a sense of humour. I was also more than happy to hand over some money to the Free Software Foundation as a way of saying thanks for all the things theyve done for developers myself included over the years. As for the gnu, I plan to take it out from time to time, posing it for photographs just as the travelling garden gnome is. Ill close with a couple of close-up shots of the gnu: Tagged as: CUSEC, Funny, gnu, Richard Stallman ----- LOL. regards, alexander. -- http://gng.z505.com/index.htm (GNG is a derecursive recursive derecursion which pwns GNU since it can be infinitely looped as GNGNGNGNG...NGNGNG... and can be said backwards too, whereas GNU cannot.) _______________________________________________ gnu-misc-discuss mailing list [email protected] http://lists.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/gnu-misc-discuss
