>>>Thought you might enjoy it since it is so familiar A Goan family in Varca was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Canada. It was sent by one of the daughters. When they opened the lid , they noticed that the dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left over. A letter placed on top of the body read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you since it was her wish that she should be buried in the cemetry of the Moira church only. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Mai's body, 12 cans of Kraft cheese, 10 packets of M&M chocolates and 8 packets of Wrigleys Chewing Gum. Please divide these among all of you. On Mai's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mario. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Rosy's and Berna's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Mai is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mario and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Levi's Jeans that Mai is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Lourdes wanted is on Mai's left wrist. The Rosary is for Sister Josephine. Leopoldine Aunty, Mai is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them along with the 4 sets of St. Michael Bras and Panties she is wearing. The 6 white cotton socks that Mai is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more is required let me know, since our Pai is also not keeping well nowadays. ______________________________________________________________________ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-W-E-B---S-I-T-E-=-=-= To Subscribe/Unsubscribe from GoaNet | http://www.goacom.com/goanet =================================================================== For (un)subscribing or for help, Contact: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dont want so many e=mails? Join GoaNet-Digest instead ! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Help support non-commercial projects in Goa by advertizing!! * * * * Your ad here !!
