----Wear a clean kaashti. So when you are strip-searched you will not embarrass yourself and the rest of us, Goans. It will help if the kaashti has stars and stripes on it. But if you must have a picture of Bush on it, make sure it is on the back.
----If you are sporting a shenny, emphasize its sonorific similarity with Cheney. But don't overdo it by calling it Dick Shenny. After all, remember, it, unlike Bush, is on your head. ----If you are wearing a zaanvem, tie a little American flag to it, and may be some cheap boy scout badges of honor. Make certain you perform the maneuver of slipping your zaanvem over your ear skillfully when relieving yourself, especially in the airplane. You don't want to be seen defacing the American flag using very imaginative means on camera, and every 20 seconds on CNN. ----If you are carrying sooke baangde, laadoo, nevreo or a bottle of feni with you, carry a permit for exotic non-flammable goods. Don't forget the extra "a" in baangde. With "bangde" you will land in trouble with a bang. You might get away with ladoo, but don't write besan ladoo. It is too close to bin laden. ----If your name is Sada or Sadanand, submit yourself to unlimited unconditional inspections, and offer unfettered access to your possessions, even if the inspector looks more like scum than unscum. This is no time to hide your weapons of mass destruction. But again, don't forget to keep them well covered by Bush and the American flag. And use all means at your disposal to resist the inadvertent unleashing of chemical and biological warfare in the middle of an intrusive inspection of your weapons. Cheers, Santosh =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-W-E-B---S-I-T-E-=-=-= To Subscribe/Unsubscribe from GoaNet | http://www.goacom.com/goanet =================================================================== For (un)subscribing or for help, Contact: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dont want so many e=mails? Join GoaNet-Digest instead !
