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>DOG FOR SALE > >In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: >"Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the >owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The >guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt >just sitting there. > >"You talk?" he asks. > >"Yep," the mutt replies. > >"So, what's your story?" > >The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this >gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, >so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had >me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms >with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a >dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most >valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around >really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any >younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up >for a job at the airport to do some undercover >security work, mostly wandering near suspicious >characters and listening in. I uncovered some >incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of >medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm >just retired." > >The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the >owner what he wants for the dog. > >The owner says, "Ten dollars." > >The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are >you selling him, so cheap?" > >The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do >any of that stuff..."
