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Visit http://www.garcabranca.com for details/booking/confirmation. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I have given some thought to Dr. Carmo D'Cruz's suggestion that Goa murderers be crucified in a public place until they foam and froth at the mouth and then have their organs harvested. And I have come to the conclusion that notwithstanding the merits of the punishment, with a little international co-operation the actual operation is quite feasible. Since no court in India will be willing to pass such a sentence, the judges can sit in Indian Harbor Beach which having the name "Indian" will satisfy legal jurisdictional requirements. I presume Dr. D'Cruz can find a public place on the beach or elsewhere (the harbor will do) so that people can be reminded of Goa beaches or harbors and therefore Goa where the crime actually took place. We will have to bring in my aunt, Visitation Noronha. She makes the most god-awful sorpotel and sannas that are guaranteed to make hardened criminals froth at the mouth in case the cricifixion itself can't do the trick. She will gladly oblige if you tell her that I, her favorite nephew am the target for her culinary delights. Next call in the Ku Klux Klan. Alabama not being too far away from Florida, they will come in their crisp white cloaks and hoods and bring the required cross or crosses. However, they must be told that it is a crucifixion and not the inquisition, as they are wont to burn their crosses. Enter the Philippine Good Friday crowd. They are famous for nailing living people's hands and feet to the cross without killing them in the process. They will also bring in their goodlooking Filipinas in short skirts and T-shirts with slogans like Touch 'Em, They're Real emblazoned across the front to add a touch of levity to the gathering. Invite Idi Amin's grandson. I hear he has had much exposure to the Dada's habit of cutting up his enemies and eating their organs with relish. He has to be politely reminded that the ultimate destination of the organs is harvesting, not eating. Last but not least important, we have to bring in the Saudis. They pay big bucks to have their pickled livers replaced, not to mention their stoned kidneys and their hearts of which they have little or none. Since oil is now hovering at the 70 dollar barrel mark they will shell out enough to adequately finance this whole exercise. _______________________________________________ Goanet mailing list Goanet@lists.goanet.org http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org