Breaking News.. Goa,  New Party formed - SGP
 

New and sure alternate 'force' party formed. 

It says..
Forget about  UDF, UGP, Congress (I), Goa Congress, JP, BJP, NCP, MGP but just 
remember SGP
 (Save Goa Party or Soglea Goemkaramchi Party)

SGP says....

WE ARE YOUNG, STRONG AND SURE
TRUE GOANS WITH Certidão de teor
TO SAVE GOA, OUR PARTY IS HERE
OUR HEARTS ARE NOT DIRTY BUT CLEAN & PURE.
AILING GOA, OUR PARTY IS  THE ONLY CURE.

 
In the meeting of the Party's Executive Wing just concluded in a busy city 
hotel near Cafe
Prakash today, following was unanimously agreed upon:
 
There would be just 5 Cabinet Ministers (currently Jumbo size about 13) Of 
which one would be
a female.
 
List of 40 candidates and 5 would be ministers finalized today.
 
Who are the WB ministers?  (WB=would be)
 
Mr. Ferdinand Nunes, alias FN, to be the first speaker of the new elected party.
He will decide what to debate in the house and check what is off topic or on 
topic and accept
or reject accordingly. He will also hold other minor porfolios as his post is 
of a cabinet
rank.
 
Mr. M. Botelho, Alias Miguel, to be a cabinet minister. Who will hold charge of 
Agriculture,
Animal Husbandry, Tourism, Forest, Environment, Archaeology, Panchayat etc
 
Mr. Ciriaco Pinheiro, alias CP, will have IT, Art and Culture, Excise (boozers 
can well expect
drastic reduction in IMFL (Indian made foreign Liquor), Finance, Revenue
 
E Carvalho, alias Elizabeth, A lady Ministers,  will take charge of Law,  
Electricity, water
resources, woman and child development etc.
 
So, who is going to be the WB CM ?
When this came up for discussion, strangely, no one came forward for the CM 
post.
However, every one pointed out just one person and who is he ?
He is none other than JGU. The People's choice.

Joao GUstav Ferrao, alias JGU (pronounce J-gu)

(One peculiarity of this party..there is no fight for CM post or chair.)
 
At first, JGU flatly refused but seeing that the trust they all put in him, he 
then decided to
go for it but on certain terms and conditions. Did they have any choice ?
 
So, the WB CM takes the cake as well as cream on it. Accordingly, the new CM 
will keep with
him Home Dept, PWD, TCP, Health, Education, social Welfare Dept etc
 
Following were the excerpts from the brief interview held with the waiting 
journalist out the
city hotel:
 
Press:Mr WB CM, only five Ministers ? How can you manage ?
WBCM: After approval, we will get most of the work done by our Chief 
secretaries and other IAS
officers, all govt. servants will be on their toes, eventually, all files will 
come to us for
our assent.
 
Press:We see that you are keeping top depts with you, as a head of the depts, 
briefly tell us
your priorities
WBCM: As Home Ministers I will see that all gambling activities like matka etc 
wiped off
permanently etc Police dept to be reshuffled.
As PWD, immediate start of New bridge over Zuari river, plus 4 bridges across 
Mandovi river.
One at Ribandar-Chorao, second at Panjim- Betim foot brige and third at Campal 
opp. Inox to
Reis Magos/Verem all these bridges to be completed within 6 month and one, the 
fourth one at
Divar-oldGoa within one year.
As TCP, demolish all illegal structures and this would be a lesson to all.
As health, Margao New hospital within 18 months, and all other hospitals 
including GMC to work
under complete new management to bring about changes from grass root level.
Education: Education to all. I will come out with a new dole scheme where SSC 
passed will get
Rs. 700 per month (SSC failed also to get Rs.500 per month provided they are 
not failed in
more than 2 subjects). At least their parents would send them to school for the 
sake of 
money. To attain 100% literacy by 2012.
Social Welfare: My first priority would be to bring down to half the present 
over 83,000
claimants under DSS scheme as about half of them are bogus and the money thus 
saved will be
utilised as doles to unemployed etc. Plus the money saved on 7/8 ministers by 
reducing the
current 13 to just 5.
There are plans to boost Goa's Income/Revenue  etc.
 
Press:Like what plans sir ?
WBCM Sorry, that too early now or else others will copy out election manifesto.
 
Press: What would be your Govt. policy on the proposed 10 more Casinos in Goa ?
WBCM: What casinos ? Casinos over my dead body. Didn't you hear that the two of 
the five
accused in Vasco boy murder case  were frequent visitors to Panjim Casino ? Our 
govt will not
encourage this type of culture.
 
WBCM: It has been very tiring day today, please excuse me, there will be a 
proper press
conference soon and you all will be invited.

Press: Sir, sir...One final question..what about your party finance?
WBCM: Our party is financially sound. Thanks to NRIs. And when this news spread 
out our party
coffers/strength would be even More stronger.

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This Email ID does exist, see below.
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Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:07:28 +0100 (BST) 
From:  "Save Goa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>    
Subject: Thanks joe 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 

 Dear Joe,
Thanks you for all your support.

regards,

JGU
for SGP
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Watch this space for next comprehensive interview.

Press adds: Readers please take note JGU is a well known Goan personality, some 
of you may
know him on the net as JoeGoaUk who is nototious for his News Flesh items in 
between the
dotted lines..
 
 
 

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