My young journo friend, Nigel Britto, has this on his Gmail status message today:
Sunburn - noun, verb, adjective - The terrorist act of illegally imposing your loud, disgusting and obnoxious computerized music on peace-loving people with blatant disregard for the law. Mostly implemented by bribing officials to get permissions. Associated with copious amounts of drugs, sex, nudity and general aural and corporal degradation. Patronized by addicts, drunkards, and wannabe youth with downward-spiralling self-esteems and rock-bottom or non-existent IQs. nigelbri...@gmail.com