NOT TO............. A Mumbai based Somnath boarded in a Mumbai-Goa bus. The bus made its first halt for the evening tea. Remeth (cleaner/helper of the bus) noticed that Somnath ordered Samosas and eat only the filling and not the shell. At night again the bus stopped for the dinner. As all the passengers having Rice/Chicken/Mutton etc for the dinner, but Remeth saw that Somnath ordered Masala Dosa and eat only the masala by leaving the dosa aside. Next day early morning bus stopped for morning tea:- Remeth: This will be the last stop for 30 minutes, after that the bus will halt only in Mapuca-Goa. Remeth were eager to see what Somnath will do this time. Somnath orders for Batata Vada. This time too he eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind. Remeth is losing his patience, he walks up to Somnath and asks him:- Remeth: Sahab, agar app bura na mane tho, maim apse khuch phuch sakta hoom? (Sir if you don't mind, can I ask you something?) Somnath: Pucho…… pucho, isme kya hai! (No problem you may ask) Remeth: Aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..? ( why are you eating the inside stuff don't you like the rest of it.) Somnath: Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi, isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo... (I am not feeling so well so the doctor told me not to it outside stuff.) Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
