You just scored 10/10. On Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 6:40 AM, Brandon Wirtz <drak...@digerat.com> wrote:
> We were the rowdiest group in the place. We with our count of 8 were also > about half of the people in the joint.**** > > ** ** > > Greg prefixes a great many things with “The opinions I am about to express > are my own and do not reflect those of Google, my team members, our > sponsors, or my family”**** > > ** ** > > Steve built an app that teaches his daughter math, but mentioned that if > it caught on it would bankrupt him proving that GAE doesn’t scale as it can > be Over loaded by a 9 year old girl and her computational skills.**** > > ** ** > > It was confirmed that the Team changed GAE’s pricing just to spite me. > Which is why I take such joy in the 4 Requests per second on Zero > Instances. (That’ll teach you)**** > > ** ** > > While the location of the GAE servers was not revealed we now know where > the Google Apartment is for traveling Google Staff. This will make > abducting someone who knows this answer easier.**** > > ** ** > > While Matt will tell you that Data Store is superior to all other Database > models. He won’t do so publicly because he is a nice guy and “won’t drag > the competition through the mud”.**** > > ** ** > > Apparently I have Business Cards, but none of the Google staff did, > because that would imply that Google lets them out of the Plex to interact > with people who might want said card.**** > > ** ** > > It is rumored that Microsoft has a Bacon Truck for poaching valued Google > Employees, but none of the people in attendance had seen said truck, > lending to the obvious conclusion, Microsoft doesn’t want any of them.**** > > ** ** > > No one attended in an adult mermaid costume. And our Waitress looked a > little to Emo/Suicide Girl to ask if she would consider wearing one.**** > > ** ** > > -Brandon**** > > ** ** > > *Brandon Wirtz > *BlackWaterOps: President / Lead Mercenary **** > > [image: Description: > http://www.linkedin.com/img/signature/bg_slate_385x42.jpg]**** > > *Work:* 510-992-6548 > *Toll Free:* 866-400-4536 **** > > *IM:* drak...@gmail.com (Google Talk) > *Skype:* drakegreene **** > > BlackWater Ops > <http://www.blackwaterops.com/>**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Google App Engine" group. > To post to this group, send email to google-appengine@googlegroups.com. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > google-appengine+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/google-appengine?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Google App Engine" group. To post to this group, send email to google-appengine@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to google-appengine+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/google-appengine?hl=en.
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