Oh dude, now you are making me regret not coming along. I do not condone the abduction of Google employees but I will tell you that your intel is virtually worthless regarding the corporate apartments: those things are always booked to capacity every time someone from the GAE team visits the Seattle office. If you really want to capture a Google employee, set up a box like this:
http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-82554259/stock-photo-box-trap-d.html And write the words "Free ponies" on it. -- Ikai Lan Developer Programs Engineer, Google App Engine plus.ikailan.com | twitter.com/ikai On Fri, Dec 2, 2011 at 2:35 AM, Miles <milesco...@gmail.com> wrote: > It sounds like this meetup was almost worth the 10 hour flight to > Seattle ;) > > On Dec 1, 5:40 am, "Brandon Wirtz" <drak...@digerat.com> wrote: > > We were the rowdiest group in the place. We with our count of 8 were > also > > about half of the people in the joint. > > > > Greg prefixes a great many things with "The opinions I am about to > express > > are my own and do not reflect those of Google, my team members, our > > sponsors, or my family" > > > > Steve built an app that teaches his daughter math, but mentioned that if > it > > caught on it would bankrupt him proving that GAE doesn't scale as it can > be > > Over loaded by a 9 year old girl and her computational skills. > > > > It was confirmed that the Team changed GAE's pricing just to spite me. > Which > > is why I take such joy in the 4 Requests per second on Zero Instances. > > (That'll teach you) > > > > While the location of the GAE servers was not revealed we now know where > the > > Google Apartment is for traveling Google Staff. This will make abducting > > someone who knows this answer easier. > > > > While Matt will tell you that Data Store is superior to all other > Database > > models. He won't do so publicly because he is a nice guy and "won't drag > the > > competition through the mud". > > > > Apparently I have Business Cards, but none of the Google staff did, > because > > that would imply that Google lets them out of the Plex to interact with > > people who might want said card. > > > > It is rumored that Microsoft has a Bacon Truck for poaching valued Google > > Employees, but none of the people in attendance had seen said truck, > lending > > to the obvious conclusion, Microsoft doesn't want any of them. > > > > No one attended in an adult mermaid costume. And our Waitress looked a > > little to Emo/Suicide Girl to ask if she would consider wearing one. > > > > -Brandon > > > > Brandon Wirtz > > BlackWaterOps: President / Lead Mercenary > > > > Description:http://www.linkedin.com/img/signature/bg_slate_385x42.jpg > > > > Work: 510-992-6548 > > Toll Free: 866-400-4536 > > > > IM: drak...@gmail.com (Google Talk) > > Skype: drakegreene > > > > <http://www.blackwaterops.com/> BlackWater Ops > > > > image001.jpg > > < 1KViewDownload > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Google App Engine" group. > To post to this group, send email to google-appengine@googlegroups.com. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > google-appengine+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/google-appengine?hl=en. > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Google App Engine" group. To post to this group, send email to google-appengine@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to google-appengine+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/google-appengine?hl=en.
