Tyler Cook wrote:
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It's spelled Clause ;)
On 12/17/05, Rick Payton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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that was a good laugh, thanks stealth.
Rick Payton, IT Support
Morikawa & Associates
(808) 572-1745
http://www.mai-hawaii.com/
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of StealthMode
Sent: Sat 12/17/2005 8:34 AM
To: hlds@list.valvesoftware.com
Subject: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today....
I got this in my inbox today. I know its way off topic for this list, but
hope you can appreciate the humor of it. 8)
Have a Merry Christmas everyone who celebrates it (And happy holidays to
those that don't).
-Stealth
Dear Friends:
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
year
and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me
to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we
had
a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from
fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up
the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for
doing
weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling
birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have
me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer
are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who
can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the
things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to the mall
before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
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Nope, a Clause is a loophole or similar in a legal document. This is
Santa Claus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_claus
:)
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