Bob: Q) There is a room with 50 lesbians and 50 lawyers. What do you have? A) 100 people that don't do dick.
Q) Are you incontinent? A) It depends. Q) How much does a triple cost? A) It's three horns for the price of four. Remind me to take my Alzheimer's medication. Julio de la Rosa ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robert Dickow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Betsy Dickow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2003 2:36 PM Subject: [Hornlist] A few silly questions. > I have some nagging questions: > > (1) Does playing a double horn mean that you can crack twice as many notes > compared to playing on a single horn? > > (2) Do piston valves get better gas mileage than rotary ones? > > (3) Why do horn sounds come out of my bell instead of bell sounds? > > (4) Since cows have horns why don't we ever hear them playing the solo from > Till? ...and if they *could*, would it indeed still be considered moosic? > > (5) How can it be possible for horn players to continue playing even after > playing stopped tones? > > (6) Somebody said I might have a case for my horn, but the guy wasn't a > lawyer so how would he know? > > Bob Dickow > Hampton School of Music > > > _______________________________________________ > post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/jdelarosa%40ameritech.net _______________________________________________ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
