Professor Hans howled: First: we do not invite candidates from outside Europe. They must live here before we invite them. Citizenship does not matter (they actually originated from 3 continents, but not the USA)
Second: tuning has nothing to do with taste. As "tuned" means something "absolute" there is no choice left. etc................... Now, I can tell you, with the absolutestests of certainments, that I, being the mostestest of familiars with many cultures and subcultures and minicultures and microcultures, know that the problem here is one of the mostestest of obviousessesses that you would now have made the fillings of this vacancy in your horn section if you would check the candidates' resumeeses and vitals and then only invite candidates who started off their experiences in the MARCHING BAND as they would have had the many experiences of bad intonations and their corrections and also, who was the conductor when you played in the Railway Band? Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of Advices, Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) Solo Horn, Exit 2 Brass Quintet Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 Community College, Exit 2, NJ Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on Hornonics," and "What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free Phone: yes Fax: yes E-mail: yes Website: no "Oh when the Kopprasch, oh when the Kopprasch, oh when the Kopprasch goes marchin' in!" _______________________________________________ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
