Friday.

I'm currently working on a new version of the IBM vs PSI analysis, based upon 
IBM's Amended
Complaint and PSI's response thereto.  Because this set of documents 
essentially represents
the endgame, I'm taking a little time.

But I was forced into spontaneous gigglery (think LOL, ROTF,LMAO) when I read 
IBM's petty
grumble about "IBM Confidential" materials.

The fire is out and the ashes are cold - some of the stories can be told.

IBM has _NEVER_ been security-conscious.  Even to today.  Idiots, who've failed 
to take on
board the most elementary principles.  Every IBMer in such a situation should 
read R. V.
Jones' discussion of "working fiction" during the U-boat war. And take note - 
it's a seminal
text on how to drag something out of what looks like nothing.

In the very early 1990s - 1990 or 1991, I can't be bothered to check - IBM set 
up a meeting in
Dublin for all of the competitive marketing people in Europe.  Oh, dear Lord - 
run by the
Danes.  Next time pick people with smaller egos.  Incredibly, IBM had published 
(and still
publishes) the internal structure of this group via Blue Pages.  Equally 
incredibly, they
always used the same hotels in every European city.  A few beers and a good 
meal for a few
staff in each of their hotels earned a stream of: "Guess who's booked twenty 
rooms next
Friday?"

And so it was in Dublin this time.  People whom one would expect to be there 
'disappeared'
from their geographies.  You got a customer to call: "Sorry - he's back on 
Friday".  In some
cases we had flight numbers.

So with moderate effort you could reproduce the list of attendees.

Now - there is a general principle within most European countries of "totters 
rights"  What
this means is that what you discard (in the trash) is no longer yours.  For a 
variety of legal
reasons (to do with liability about its treatment) ownership and legal title 
passes to the
cleasing/refuse department.  It's theirs to do what they want with it.  And 
they have an
obligation at law to get the best price for all the recyclable material they 
collect.

All meetings and conferences are the same.  There's always someone who doesn't 
turn up.
Business commitments change, grandmothers get ill.

So a very simple offer to the Dublin Cleansing Authority (actually privatized, 
but that's a
detail) for GBP1 for every 1lb weight of materials marked "IBM Confidential" 
was not only 100%
legal but also quite productive.

Two complete copies of the secret squirrel manual and the handouts.  GBP10 plus 
the airfare
and one night in the Connaught on the same square.  And a receipt.

Followed by a discussion with corporate counsel.  "How did you get this?"  
"Here's the
receipt."

Every page had to be marked with its certified origin, etc.

For a lot of people I know - and certainly for myself - "IBM Confidential" at 
the bottom of a
page effectively means "Please turn over".  Those familiar with my dispute with 
IBM's aßhole
lawyer will know I sent them 13 (thirteen) warnings about the z890 data before 
using it.  And
being shat on for my trouble.

I've now got more than one unsolicited copy of the z6 stuff - what in hell am I 
(or we,
including PSI) supposed to do about this?

-- 
  Phil Payne
  http://www.isham-research.co.uk
  +44 7833 654 800

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