sepertinya lucu deh...tapi sayang saya gak
ngerti...bisa translate gak?

Thanks

--- agus saputra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> 
> 
> 
> > Subject: Kiat menolak calon pegawai cara Jawa.....
> > 
> > 
> > > G : Kowe nduwe omah opo ora.....?
> > > A : Dereng....
> > > G : Wah kowe ora iso ketompo ana kene.
> > > A : Lho kok ngaten........?
> > > G : Mengko kowe mesthi ngajukne utang nang
> > perusahaan.
> > > A : Ah.. mboten, kok. Sakjanipun tiyang sepuh
> kulo
> > niku sampun sugih.
> > > G : Yo malah ora ketompo
> > > A : Lho kok ngaten.....?
> > > G : Mengko kowe kerjo mung nggo hiburan,
> > nongkrang-nongkrong ae.
> > >
> > > G : Kowe nduwe motor opo ora....?
> > > B : Mboten.
> > > G : Ora ketompo
> > > B : Lho kok mboten ketampi?
> > > G : Mengko kowe mesthi njaluk bantuan kredit.
> > > B : Sakjanipun gadhah, ning tasih wonten
> kampung,
> > gampil mangke kulo
> > >      beto ngriki.
> > > G : Wah malah ra ketompo....
> > > B : Lho kok ngoten...?
> > > G : Tempat parkire wis ra cukup.
> > > G : Kowé wis lulus sarjana tenan.....?
> > > C : Sampun, Pak....
> > > G : Ora ketompo, kéné iki golék sing SMA aé,
> luwih
> > manutan lan bén
> > >     mbayaré murah
> > > C : Sakjanipun kulo tasih badhe skripsi
> > > G : Malah ora ketompo.....
> > > C : Lho, kados pundi tho....?
> > > G : Mengko kowé kerjo mung ngetik skripsi, lék
> wis
> > lulus mesti golék
> > >     kerjo neng perusahaan liyo.
> > >
> > > G : Kowé seneng guyon opo ora?
> > > D : Mboten pak, kulo serius yén nyambut damel.
> > > G : Ra ketompo.....
> > > D : Waa......kok ngoten?
> > > G : Engko konco koncomu lan anak buahmu podho
> > stress.
> > > D : Sakjané nggih sekedhik-sekedhik seneng
> guyon.<
> > /DIV
> > > G : Malah ora ketompo.
> > > D : Lho kok......
> > > G : Engko kowé mung email emailan sing
> lucu.......
> > >
> > > G : Kowé mau mréné numpak opo?
> > > E : Mobil
> > > G : Kowé ora ketompo
> > > E : Sebabipun?
> > > G : Saiki BBM mundhak terus, mengko kowé njaluk
> > mundhak bayar terus
> > > E : Wo, kulo wau namung mboncèng, kok
> > > G : Tambah ora ketom po
> > > E : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Mengko mung gawéné mboncéng mobil kantor.
> > Ngrusuhi !
> > >
> > > G : Anakmu akèh opo sithik?
> > > F : Katah pak
> > > G : Kowé ora ketompo
> > > F : Sebabipun ?
> > > G : Nyambut gawemu ora jenjem, mung mikir gawe
> > uanaaaaaak terus
> > > F : Lha wong namung anak adopsi, kok.
> > > G : Tambah ora ketompo
> > > F : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Gawé anak waé aras2en, opo manèh nyambut
> gawé
> > >
> > > G : Kowé wis ngerti gawéyanmu durung ?
> > > H : Dèrèng
> > > G : Kowé ora ketompo
> > > H : Sebabipun ?
> > > G : Arep nyambut gawé kok ora ngerti gaweyané ?
> > > H : Oo, nèk damelan niku mpun ngertos kok
> > > G : Tambah ora ketompo
> > > H : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Kowé rak mung arep keminter, to ?
> > >
> > > G : Kowe ngerti kahanan kantor kéné durung ?
> > > K : Dèrèng
> > > G : Kowé ora ketompo
> > > K : Sebabipun ?
> > > G : Arep nyambut gawé kok ora ngerti kantoré
> > > K : Wo, sekedhik2 mpun ngertos kok
> > > G : Tambah ora ketompo
> > > K : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Kowé senengané ngudhal-udhal wewadi kantor,
> > to?
> > >
> > > G : Kowé kerep loro ?
> > > M : Mboten
> > > G : Kowé ora ketompo
> > > M : Sebabipun ?
> > > G : Mesti kerep mbolos, wong arang2 gering
> > > M : Wah, sakjanipun nggih asring
> > > G : Tambah ora ketompo
> > > M : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Kantor iki ora nompo karyawan pileren.
> > >
> > > G : Kowé biso main Internét?
> > > N : Boten
> > > G : Ora ketompo
> > > N : Sebabipun ?
> > > G : Perusahaan ora nompo wong BI (Buta Internet)
> > > N : Wah, sakjanipun nggih saged
> > > G : Tambah ora ketompo
> > > N : Lho, lha kok ... ?
> > > G : Mesti ora bakal nyambut gawé, kakèhan
> dolanan
> > Internet, to?
> > >      Ngenték-entekké pulsa !
> > >
> > > G : Kowe waras opo ora?
> > > O : Lha, kulo nggih waras to Pak.
> > > G : Ra ketompo.......
> > > O : Kenging nopo .....?
> > > G : Mengko kowe mesti ora krasan ana kene.
> > > O : Niku rumiyin Pak, sakmeniko sampun rodo
> edan.
> > > G : Malah ra ketompo......
> > > O : Pripun to niki....?
> > > G : Mengko aku duwe saingan..........
> > >
> > >
> > > 
> 
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