>Seriously though, I haven't a clue  :)

Obviously. But _much_ more interesting than the right 
answer<G>

Bob
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: K Mitchell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Date: Wed, 29 Sep 1999 18:26:27 -0400

>At 12:53 PM 9/29/99 -0500, Kevin Patrick Crowley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>What is an army registered header and what is it good for?
>
>  An "Army registered header" is obviously a header that has been
>registered with the Army. These headers have an non-specific talents or
>abilities that might be useful in wartime, thus registration is required by
>the Dangerous Header Act of 1997. While nominally civilians, these headers
>could be called to active duty during a national emergency, declared war,
>or for other cause that serves the national interest of the United States.
>  Most of these headers are unscrupulous ruffians that tend to hang out in
>bars and date woman of questionable reputation. As a group they are
>normally heavy drinkers, dress badly, and bathe rather infrequently. They
>are, however, an arrogant lot and have been known to gang up on innocent
>nerd-type headers, edit their DNS entries, and generally make a mess of
>civilized header society. Bouncing between caffine highs and alcoholic
>depressions, they tend to be rather moody and take offense at the slightest
>comment, thus provoking their violent nature.
>  Be afraid...be very afraid!
>
>Seriously though, I haven't a clue  :)
>


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