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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + Smart woman = affair
Dumb man + Dumb woman = marriage

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + Smart employee = profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. [Intel]


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