Yes, he sent it to the wrong list !!!
Michael, the Infamous Chinaman!
-----Original Message-----
From: Vicki Alipasinopoulos [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, 17 December 1999 17:12
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: A Women's Point System
Hi there,
All very well, but it's off topic.
Personally, I think this posting is a totally ridiculous one.
Vicki
At 23:49 22/11/99 -0500, you wrote:
>A Women's Point System
>>
>> In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
happy.
>> Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she
dislikes and
>>points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something
she
>>expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide
to the
>>point system:
>>
>> Simple Duties:
>>
>> You make the bed...............................................+1
>> You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......0
>> You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets....................-1
>>
>> You leave the toilet seat up...................................-5
>> You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty..............0
>> When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex....-1
>> When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom............-2
>>
>> You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings......+5
>> In the snow....................................................+8
>> But return with beer...........................................-5
>>
>> You check out a suspicious noise at night.......................0
>> You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..............0
>> You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...........+5
>> You pummel it with a six iron.................................+10
>> It's her pet..................................................-10
>>
>> Social Engagements:
>>
>> Party:
>>
>> You stay by her side the entire party...........................0
>> You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
college
>>drinking buddy.........................................-2
>> Named Tiffany..................................................-4
>> Tiffany is a dancer............................................-6
>> Tiffany has implants..........................................-80
>>
>> Her Birthday:
>>
>> You take her out to dinner......................................0
>> You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...........+1
>> Okay, it is a sports bar.......................................-2
>> And it's all-you-can-eat night.................................-3
>> It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
>> painted the colors of your favorite team......................-10
>>
>> A Night Out With the Boys:
>>
>> Go with a pal..................................................-5
>> The pal is happily married.....................................-4
>> Or frighteningly single........................................-7
>> And he drives a Mustang.......................................-10
>> With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED).................-15
>>
>> A Night Out:
>>
>> You take her to a movie........................................+2
>> You take her to a movie she likes..............................+4
>> You take her to a movie you hate...............................+6
>> You take her to a movie you like...............................-2
>> It's called DeathCop 3.........................................-3
>> Which features cyborgs that eat humans.........................-9
>> You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.........-15
>>
>> Your Physique:
>>
>> You develop a noticeable potbelly.............................-15
>> You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of
>> it............................................................+10
>> You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans AND
>> baggy Hawaiian shirts.........................................-30
>> You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..............-800
>>
>> The Big Question:
>>
>> She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding.........-10
>> You reply, "Where?"...........................................-35
>> Any other response............................................-20
>>
>> Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
>>
>> You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression...0
>> You listen, for over 30 minutes................................+5
>> You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the
>>TV...........................................................+100
>>
>> She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep...........-20
>>
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>
>Light travels faster than sound.
>This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
>Scott D. Hendershot
>Media, Pennsylvania
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