> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
> animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
> but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
> following:
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
> once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
> twice. Then I come one last time."
> "You foul-mouthed swine!!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
> we don't talk about our sex lives in public!!"
> "Hey, coola down lady", said the man. "who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa
> tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
>
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