An italian enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. he calls the waiter over and orders the most expensive bottle of
merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts the bottle she is his. The waiter carries out the instruction and sends it over to the girl, informing her that it is from the gentleman over there.she looks at the wine and decides to send a note. the note read:" for me to accept this bottle, you need to have a mercedes benz, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants. After reading the note he writes a note in reply. the note read:"just so you know - i happen to have a ferrari testa rossa, a bmw 850 and a mercedes in my garage, plus i have 20 million dollars in the bank. but, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would i cut of 3 inches. just send the bottle back thank you. -- ******************************************************************* Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com ******************************************************************* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
