well kakki, they were guests at buckingham palace and there was
somewhat a familiar bond because
she had opened the trans-canada
highway in my dad's riding, so after
a few more meetings, i guess she
trusted my mum enough to sit with her
in a part of the palace and douse down
several tanquerays and tonics (tnts)...

i won't go further than that...she is my queen you know!

but it reminded me of queen ex-mother-in-law , "HELLen"...who when she flew to
calgary to stay at my folks...i had been requested to have 2 bottles of fine
gin waiting for her (she could douse them down and then still walk a cool thin
line as if nothing had happened - a businesswoman, they tell me)...so i drove
all the way to the liquor store and got 2 bottles of beefeater...but when she
saw them (after who knows how many on the plane, this millionaire hotel owner
says to me,

"oh,  (like, what kind of savage are you!) i drink nothing but tanqueray..."

so bollocks, i'm off drivin down to do the whole task all over again,
but it serves me right 'cause i married her daughter...

shane

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