More symptoms What about borrowing a book from the library and almost swallowing your own tongue when you find someone has written in the margins.
..and what about buying the paperback version of a book and then buying the hardcopy as well .......cos you enjoyed it so much. ..and what about when you lend someone a book which you think is the greatest piece of prose ever written and they say yeah, it was o.k. = murderous intent ..and what about when you borrow a really good book from a friend and every time you see them you say Oh I must give you that book back. ...nose getting longer. Kevin