Sounds like a great voyage except let's dump Monica off before we depart.
Mack > This ought to amuse and piss off with one go! > > > > We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers > had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. > > With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep > their > promise! > > Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, > David > Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made > that > promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, > > "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new homes in > > Afghanistan. > > The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor > through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your > cruise. > > Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should > consider the possibility of eight years. > > Your captain is - Bill Clinton > Your cruise director - Al Gore > Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky > Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted > Kennedy > Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency > procedures. > Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse > Jackson. > > If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, > friends and > loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her > village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch > over all > your money and your furnishings until you return. > > Bon Voyage! > > > > -- > bw > colin > DAK,BRO GC, 950i, 940,860,864,890, 260,Silver 830,860, 580 and 270, > Passap 6000, Duo80. > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://www.tantra-apso.com
